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16 novembre 2005 13:34New

Medicare Plan

Criticized as needlessly confusing, the new Medicare prescription-drug program, Medicare Part D, went into effect this week. What do you tnk?Michelle Halley,
Crossing Guard
"I’ve gone through all the paperwork at least 10 times, but no matter how I fill it out, I always end up on page 35M5, Line 18, which just says 'Fuck You, Grandma.'"Cameron Feng,
Systems Analyst
"Does this cover the dog’s pills? Because those are the ones I take."Ben Chisholm,
Motorcycle Mechanic
"The new Medicare plan is far too difficult to make sense of, which is why I have chosen to die earlier than I had initially planned."
Bush To Veto Torture Ban?The Senate recently approved a ban on torture with a 90-9 vote, but the White House is threatening to veto the bill. What do you think?Anna Lyndon,
Chemical Engineer
"I never know when the White House is kidding anymore."Joseph Teague,
Adjustment Clerk
"Unless these enemies of the United States are captured, made really angry and resentful through embarrassing torture, then released, we will never stop terrorism."Ian Bricke,
Systems Analyst
"Perhaps they could do what they always do and just torture people anyway, then let the pictures tell the success story."

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