Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 02:37:10 EDT

1. During your initial consolation the lawyer tries to sell you Amway

2. A lawyer tells you that her/his last good case was a "Budweiser

3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is and they HIGH five each other!

4. Your lawyer picks the jury by play'n "duck-duck" goose

5. During the trail you catch your atty. playing with his game boy

6. Your atty. ask a hostile witness to pull his finger..gag!

7. A prison guard is shaving your head

8. Every few minutes your lawyer yells 'I call Jack Daniels to the stand, and proceed to take a shot!

9. Your lawyer frequently gives juror number 4 the finger!

10. Your lawyer places a No refund sign on the your table.

11. Your lawyer starts his closing arguments with "as Allie McBeal once said".....

12. Just before the trial starts your lawyer whispers...the one with the little hammer is the judge right?

13. Whenever your lawyers objection is over ruled, he says whatever.' 

gigi/Karen... 

Now you guys try to beat me tonight :)*